idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist
I’ve found it.
The most accurate summary of Homestuck.
((It’s funny cause the whole reason Bec Noir came to power is cause he got pissed at the Black Queen about wearing pink clown clothes and killed her))
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST DESCRIPTION EVER
0 to 100 real quick
A rare gifset of Drake not loving these ho’s.
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
The ending is worth clicking for.
if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while
if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
get to know me meme: [1/5] shows » orphan black
Okay, let’s talk nature. Out of nine so far, one’s a psycho who killed four others, one committed suicide, one is a bloody soccer-mum, and then there’s you. My crazy sister is sane by comparison.
"I know the phisicality. It’s in my body now - it’s not something I’m trying to fit into anymore"