overlypolitebisexual:

idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist


youritaliangrandma:

clandestinepanthera:

madredhattie:

I’ve found it.
The most accurate summary of Homestuck.

((It’s funny cause the whole reason Bec Noir came to power is cause he got pissed at the Black Queen about wearing pink clown clothes and killed her))

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST DESCRIPTION EVER

youritaliangrandma:

clandestinepanthera:

madredhattie:

I’ve found it.

The most accurate summary of Homestuck.

((It’s funny cause the whole reason Bec Noir came to power is cause he got pissed at the Black Queen about wearing pink clown clothes and killed her))

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST DESCRIPTION EVER


bishopmyles:

unclefather:

0 to 100 real quick

A rare gifset of Drake not loving these ho’s.

posted 2 hours ago80089 notes (showinghowfunky source drakesothotful)

danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.


unseelieangel:

if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while

posted 2 hours ago36713 notes (sreddous source unseelieangel)

posted 2 hours ago29601 notes (lacly-gaga source eisenbernard)

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

posted 2 hours ago45685 notes (allhailprinceloki source dajo42)

posted 2 hours ago88982 notes (lacly-gaga source best-of-memes)

get to know me meme: [1/5] shows » orphan black

Okay, let’s talk nature. Out of nine so far, one’s a psycho who killed four others, one committed suicide, one is a bloody soccer-mum, and then there’s you. My crazy sister is sane by comparison.

posted 17 hours ago1477 notes (thecloneclub source arthurdarvvill)

"I know the phisicality. It’s in my body now - it’s not something I’m trying to fit into anymore"

posted 19 hours ago1681 notes (thecloneclub source maslanydaily)